Posts by Witness 007

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Your Jehovah’s Witness Is Showing

by David_Jay in

since i just signed up and posted a few times without doing this yet, here is my story..

i think that i became a jehovahs witness because of my immaturity.

i had some quirky personality traits, and i joined finding that i fit in because, as i said to myself: these people get me.

Witness 007

"Braveheart" ending ATTTTTTHEEEEEEEISSST!!!

Welcome interesting experience.

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No more pain sorrow or crying in new system!!!!!!!

by atomant in

"and there will be no more death or sorrow or crying or pain.

for the old world and its evils are gone forever.

" rev.

Yes we will walk thru fire ants with six inch nails poking thru our feet on burning tar...still singing kingdom songs......Paradise will be like a mental ward where the nurses (elders) hand out Prozac so no one feels ANYTHING.

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Australia Day tomorrow and don't forget the lamb

by barry in

jw
friends

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uclvdqh5at0

Witness 007

Happy Australia day Barry. I'm working nightshift tonite and tomorrow and I was pulled over for a breath test by cops on the way to work tonite...sad.

31

The Demons were messing with me last night!

by olongapo joe in

jw
friends

so said my pops one morning.

we were visiting my sister in eastern tennessee and the night before after everyone else went to bed pops was watching tv when all of a sudden and completely on it's own the tv changed to the tonight show, holy smokes!!

must be demons cause pops didn't change it!

Witness 007

Yeah one night i heard groaning and moaning coming from our study.....then I realized I had not turned off my computer. 😈

34

"There will be earthquakes...."

by Fisherman in

given: the prophecy is true.. what did jesus mean?

i have an app that alerts me of any earthquake all over the world.

since i got the app, it is one earthquake after another all over the world.

Witness 007

How the hell did Jesus get the earthquake app. on his phone?? Also what they left out of the bible was " ....there will be forest fires that shall ravage the ground. And verily flash floods and drought where the rain does not fall....verily the Rolling stones shall live through many overlapping generations..."

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The GB know it's all lies and wants to dismantle the WTS ... then what?

by Simon in

so imagine the gb have a sudden attack of honesty and realize "crap, this whole thing is lies - we're not god's spokespeople at all !".

how do you dismantle a religion that has +8 million members in a responsible way?

you can't just publish a watchtower saying "we were wrong" because that would be irresponsible - you need to let people down gently, put people off gradually.

Witness 007

As someone said "World wide church of God" in the late 1990's new leader tache abandoned all the foundation teachings like no trinity or life after death. This lead to a huge explosion, 100 splinter groups, all colleges, airplanes and other assets were liquidated. This has never happened since Rutherford robbed Russells president position.

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Bob up and down Naked.......Really???

by Giordano in

after meticulous research here are the documented scientific pronouncements of the wtbt$.

“air baths are good for preventing colds.

what you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while.” golden-age feb 1926 pg 310. .

Witness 007

Last time I took a naked airbath at the Kingdom hall everyone got pissed off.

61

New here

by MarkofCane in

hello and thanks to everyone for participating on this forum it has really been of much value, for those of you that post here know that your words are not lost you never know who is reading your expressions, lives are being changed and nonsense challenged.

i’m not much of a writer so excuse my untrained writing style and grammar but i want to share my story to help anyone who is visiting here to see that we are real people, fathers, mothers, sons and daughters who have come here for answers, there is no agenda, just searching for truth.

i hope my story will help others as so many here have helped me..

Witness 007

I showed an Elder Russells pyramid chart in the original book....he turned pale white and looked like he was going to faint...very akward!

Welcome from Australia!

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I predicted a lottery number from a pattern, is the lottery NOT random or is random held to a universal force?

by EndofMysteries in

i've studied and observed several lottery patterns.

this one is now gone so nothing lost by revealing it.

i had a certain history search and noticed that almost each week the past few months a list of numbers not used recently were being used 1 per week.

Witness 007

It's possible for the numbers to be 1 2 3 4 5 and suplimentary number is 6....thats how life on earth started a fluke.

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Had the C.O visit this week...went out on service and Wow

by MrsR-Awaken in

this is my first post here (not being comments) but i still have to tell my story but for that i need to get my mind together in other to give as much detail as possible to be able to share it.

will do in a future post.. anyway i had to share this.. so i went out on service this morning (i never do i always end up excusing myself because i hate field service) reason i did was to see what the new c.o had to say and he sure did say something.

he was saying what we had to present and he went over the watchtower magazine.

Witness 007

Yeah I like to compliment them on their lovely door then as they turn to look I jab them in the butt with a siringe full of happy drugs.